Joey Comeau

Joey is a firm believer in the idea that if you can't be a good example, you have an obligation to be a horrible warning. He has a degree in linguistics which really only comes in handy when smart-asses try to correct his grammar at parties. He's the author of various novels and books, including Lockpick Pornography, Overqualified, One Bloody Thing After Another, and others! He likes candy. Sour candies mostly. Fuzzy peaches. Sour grapes. But man, yeah. Candy.